The Winner Is… Maggie Delgado! [prize claimed]
I’ve been unable to find any entries with at least 20 likes, so I did a prize draw of the top rated jokes. Thank you to everyone who entered – there were some crackers!
Know a funny joke or two? This is your chance to win £10 just for sharing it with us!
FBL is all about brightening up someone’s day, so hopefully this comp will bring a few smiles to your face too!
How To Enter
Just send us your joke in the comments below or via social media with hashtag #thelolcomp. You can send as many jokes as you like for more chances to win.
Comments with at least 20 likes will be entered into a prize draw and one winner randomly selected. The winner will be announced here on April Fool’s Day, 1st April at 11am and will have 24hrs to claim their prize.
Adult humour is allowed, but that means the competition is only open to over-18s.
I had no idea this LOL comp and the riddle comp happened! Dunno how I missed them, hope they come back soon!
They were run on my other site Win Wonga but I’ve merged them over to FBL as they seem to get a better response here 🙂
Ahh! Thought I was going mad lol..Ive been on FBLs sister site but not much so didn’t see them. Deffo should be merged on here in future! Thanks for letting me know.
OMG !! I’ve won !! Thank you so much !! ive had to read the winners name 3 times and even then I didn’t believe it so I asked both my husband and son whose name it was before it finally sunk in !! Im going to donate it to my local animal shelter for abandoned pets. Thanks again ?
Aww that’s lovely that you’ll be donating it to help abandoned pets, very worthy cause. Congratulations on your win Maggie 🙂 x
I never in a million years thought I’d win the LOL comp so imagine my surprise to see my name as the winner !! and the money is already in my PayPal account, that’s fast !! ???????
well done! I did like yours! Lovely of you to donate gUess I’m not as funny as I thought I was! lol
I went to a zoo the other day which only had 1 dog in it. It was a shih-tzu.
An onion told me that joke. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry!
#thelolcomp
This is an old Ronnie Corbett joke. A man was playing the piano very badly in a pub and attracted complaints. One bloke said to him: ” You’re terrible. My cat could play better thaan that”. The fella replied: “Oh yeah? Bring him in and let’s see what he can do then”. Next day the other guy duly turns up along with his cat. The feline plays brilliantly and everyone is suitably stunned. “The first man syas to the cat ower: “That’s amazing, I’ve never seen anything like it”. The cat’s owner replies, “That’s not all, he plays his own… Read more »
A group of sewage workers went on a day trip to the seaside. One of them was so overcome by the fresh air that he fainted. It took six buckets of shit to revive him.
There was a young man from Port Said.
Who fell down the toilet and died.
His poor aged mother,
She fell down another.
And now they’re interred side by side.
When is it International funeral day for turkeys ? 25th December
#LOLCOMP Donald Trump has denied he was in Russia……
but he was in Miss Argentina, Miss Peru and Miss Brazil
#LOLCOMP My wife asked If I was bothered about Britain getting rid of the EU.
i said not really as long as we still have A I and O
#LOLCOMP Husband and wife in bed.
wife : why were you screaming last night
husband: I had a dream that turned into a nightmare.
wife : what happened ?
husband : I dream’t that Uma Thurman, Scarlett Johannsen and Charlize Theron
stripped me naked and made mad passionate love to me,
wife : How did it turn into a nightmare ?
husband : You woke me up.
#LOLCOMP why does the cyclops not talk to his mother in law
They don’t see eye to eye
#LOLCOMP why does Somerset hold a Whitney Houston day ?
Because she died in Bath
what have Aston Villa and Oxfam got in common…..They are both Non profit making organisations.
a duck walked into a chemist and said id like to buy a chap stick please, certainly the man says to the duck that will be one pound ten please. just put it on my bill says the duck
#LOLCOMP
What is Whitney Houstons favourite type of coordination?
Haaaannnnndddddd Eeeeyyyyeeeeeee
#lolcomp-My Ex-girlfriend bought a parrot,would the bloody thing shut up?….the parrot was cool though!
#lolcomp- A guy walked into a bar and saw a man with a steering wheel down his pants! asking if it was uncomfortable the man replied ,”it’s driving me nuts!”
#lolcomp- what’s the difference between a G.spot and a golf ball?……..A man will always look for a golf ball!
#lolcomp- 18! Why was the music teacher arrested for paedophilia? He fingered a minor!??
#lolcomp- Why don’t blind people skydive?………..coz it scares the shit out of their dogs!